Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Operation Purity has been aborted
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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