I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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