I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
