So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Someone shattered a urinal.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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