I cockslap morals
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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