If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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