I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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