remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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