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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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