I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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