You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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