Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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