Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
