so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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