I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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