trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
