Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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