Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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