she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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