Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
a search helicopter?!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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