oh god the rape fog is back!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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