Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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