I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
