So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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