yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
