Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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