sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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