How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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