i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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