I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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