whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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