Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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