And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Randomize
