i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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