Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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