turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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