I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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