Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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