She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
