Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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