She said her name was "party"
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I wear drunk well.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Randomize
