Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My breasts were aching with rage.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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