But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Randomize
