Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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