If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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