we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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