just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
