my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize