We won't sleep together?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
