just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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