The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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