Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The best revenge is premature balding
only you would photoshop your dick
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
