$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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